Today’s gamer question is a tough one, one that can be debated until the end of time and even then a clear answer may not be attained.
Which is more lame?
Above you see the recently introduced Sony Motion Controller. It looks like something your girlfriend or wife would use to stimulate their nether-regions; facts are facts. It is also known that the simple act of holding this horribly designed controller will reduce your testosterone and drain you of any remaining machismo.
The above video includes what has to be one of the worst ideas in sound design for a video game EVER. Whoever thought this was a good idea should go work at Infinity Ward, get fired, and be escorted out of the building under armed guard. I mean really, the warning siren in Bad Company 2 is so loud, so overbearing that it requires a volume adjustment every time it starts. Hell, it’s so bad there is a petition up on the EA boards to have it removed, a petition that now stretches 75 pages. Now, one could argue that if you don’t want to hear it then you shouldn’t lose. Valid argument. What say you?
Which is more lame? Submit your answers in the comments below!
Comments (6)
the glowing dildo is the worst, Nintendo managed to make a controller you could actually play in the general area of things with boobs without your manhood shriveling completely, 4 years later MS and Sony suddenly have the brilliant idea of taking that and making it so incredible gay and lame that ppl will have to build nuclear bunkers to play it without worrying constantly of anyone watching the pathetic scene, much less trying to play it with someone else...you can turn your speakers off, you cant turn the gay off the glowing dildo or the pedophile training machine
Lame bloggers reporting for the wii-tards. Lame article and lamer the monkey who typed this. Can't you get more hits by doing some tabloid crap like most of the losers out there?? Whats next, which is more lame: my blog or destructoid? don't worry both are pretty lame
lol this was a stupid article, but yeah the horn can be annoying at times
This article beats both options. LOL @ The people who are so worried about the design of the Move. If the perception of your manhood is in so much jeopardy, you have bigger problems than the design of a motion controller.
Strummer, I'm pretty secure in my manhood, but that doesn't mean I want to be seen wearing a dress and high heels, of which the Motion controller is the gaming equivalent.
I'll tell you which is more lame... this article. The biggotry of it is worse than having to conduct a symphony orchestra with that dildo whilst wearing a bra and panties...