Are you an avid reader of books? Ever wonder what the books you love say about your personality? Then prepare to be outraged or bemused, as Lauren Leto has compiled a humorous list of notable authors, complete with succinct analysis.

Here are some examples:

J.D. Salinger

Kids who don’t fit in (duh).

Stephenie Meyer

People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.

Ayn Rand

Workaholics seeking validation.

Charles Dickens

Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.

Complete list here.