Your dream has been answered, albeit at least ten years past its relevency, but hey, better late than never. Actually, this calender isn’t called the Girls of Ultima for trademark reasons, but it is called Mystik and it depicts all the famous characters from the entire Ultima series. Better yet,, these are real flesh-and-blood girls, so you won’t have to feel icky inside staring lovingly at cartoons.

More pics at the official site.

The folks over at 1UP have posted afeature that names their worst 5 PC games launches of all time. While I don’t disagree with any of the games listed, I do take exception to the order.
Coming in at #5 is Hellgate: London, which, despite numerous patches since launch, still sucks beyond belief. Frankly, I’d remove this from the list as it wasn’t the launch that was so screwed up but the game design itself. I’d replace it with World of Warcraft, which is surprisingly absent from the list. WoW had a terrible launch that stretched on for weeks. Servers constantly crashed, lag was hideous and queue’s could last hours.
Hit up their feature for the full list, which also includes Ultima IX and Vanguard (which should probably be #1).