You’re sitting there and you’re wondering, “Self, wouldn’t it be great if there was a site like Digg that allowed people to submit the best self-indulgent, self-important Tweets ever found?”

You’re in luck.

Tweeting Too Hard is a new website that fits the above description. It’s packed with eyeball-rolling Tweets from people you’d like to punch in the face and/or kick in the nuts.

Examples:

“I was just asked whether I’m flexing my bicep, but i wasn’t.”

“Sometimes it’s obvious why some people are single, or close to it. Ah, what a rewarding feeling.”

“Sometimes when I’m driving in brentwood I feel like I’m the fresh prince of belair. How did I end up here again?! Is this really my life?!”

“OMG i was saying how i couldn’t afford the gas to fly daddy’s jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me”

“228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I’d fuck myself if I were flexible enough.”

New Scientist ran an entertaining contest a few days that asked its readers to describe the Big Bang with a single Tweet, which is no small accomplishment given the character limit forced on users. After receiving over 500 submissions, the best of the bunch have been selected, which you’ll find below. Some are quite excellent.

Source: New Scientist

Timeless energy, / all dressed up, no place to go: / had to create space. / – #BigBang #haiku #sci140 – haiQ

God said delB=0 etc, & then light (sym breaking), separation light from darkness (recombination), man created from dirt (evolution) #sci140 – dmadance

#sci140 starburst, molecule, amino acid, protein, cell development, cell division, sex, technology, war, religion, OK magazine. – jonotrumpeto

@newscientist #sci140 Antimatter and matter duke it out. Matter wins 1 billion and one to 1 billion. The matter left expands and makes us. – zeroentropy

@newscientist .<? #sci140 – yanikproulx

#sci140 A place for everything, and everything in one place. Then — kaboom, everything all over the place. – tui4

@newscientist The Big Bang: the moment the universe vanishes when extrapolating its expansion backwards into the past #sci140 – hubi1857

For t<0 some say there was no matter, others say it does not matter. For t>0 its a matter of life and death – as a matter of fact #sci140 – thebeerhunter

an argument between the 9th and 10th dimensions overspilled into the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th. #sci140 – AlexStavrinides

The Big Bang: Basically a ballooning of bosons, belatedly bloating into our beautiful universe. Brought to you by the letter ‘B’. #sci140 – CoyoteTrax

It was bound to happen, an unholy union between World of Warcraft and a Twitter Client.

It’s called TweetCraft, a plugin for WoW that can do the following:

• Send/receive Tweets in-game (Immediate sending reloads your UI)
• Queue Tweets to send when it’s more convenient for you
• Upload in-game screenshots using TwitPic
• AutoTweet when you log in, enter an instance or get an achievement
• Extensible so that AddOn authors can register messages or events to AutoTweet

Download it now!