Once upon a time, hack director Michael Bay made commercials before stinking up the Big Screen. He was most famous for the Got Milk? campaign. Then he started making movies and the rest is history. For whatever reason (hot chicks?) Mr. Bay has decided to focus his non-existent talents on a commercial, no doubt in an attempt to relive his glory days as a third-rate commercial director. Result? This Victoria Secret commercial, which has all of the Bay-trademarks, including a non-existent story and that fucking camera filter I’d love to jam into his face.

Ever wonder why a hack like Michael Bay continues to helm awful movies? Because there is apparently no shortage of easily-pleased people with disposable income, as evidenced by the latest sales figures for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on DVD and Blu-Ray. In the first week alone, it managed to sell an amazing 7.5 million in its first week of availability. Previously, the vampire flick Twilight was the best-selling DVD of the year at 8-million copies, but it has had since March 21st to attain that number, whereas Transformers nearly surpasses it in a single week. And that, dear reader, is why Michael Bay is allowed to create more crap.

Source: Home Media Magazine

Bidding starts at 12pm noon today on a very large collection of props and artifacts from the likes of Amelia Earhart, Michael Jackson and Stan Winston. We’ve included a more complete list below, but some particular items worth noting are Gus Grissom’s space flight suit, Michael Jackson’s glittery white glove, a full-scale male T-Rex head from Jurassic Park, multiple Terminator endoskeletons, Kirk’s Starfleet uniform from Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Stormtrooper helmet from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, Michael Keaton’s Batman costume, a 17-foot Bumblebee from Transformers, and even Predator, Ghostbusters, He-Man and Freddy Kreuger memorabilia.

The list goes on and on. If you’re rolling in dough and want to pick out something to wear Trick-or-Treating early this year, the auction ends tomorrow (Oct. 9) so head over to this link to place your bets. (If you’re looking for a little more affordable memorabilia and reproductions though, we recommend you checkout some of the amazing stuff from Sideshow Collectibles.)

More pictures follow and from the press release, here is what’s on the block:

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The headline is the basic plot of Jennifer’s Body, a forthcoming movie that is written by Diablo Cody, most notable for her Juno script that propelled her into the Flavor of the Month Club.  Megan Fox, who currently sets male tongues wagging for no particular reason that I can detect, stars as a demon-possessed cheerleader, which just about tells you everything you need to know.

Now, the Red Band trailer for Jennifer’s Body: