Take clips from Star Wars and make it look like the opening credit sequence of Dallas, a popular 80s show notable for asking the eternal question, “Who shot J.R.?”

You’re probably thinking, “Why didn’t I think of that?!” It’s made out of leather, has zippered pockets and even the eyes light up. Hell, he can even be reassembled into a standing height of 3′. $60 buys you the geekiest iPad case yet.

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Two people named Jennifer and Jeff wanted to make their pregnancy announcement in a special and unique way, so they did the only reasonable thing: enlisted the aid of footage from the original Star Wars.

The benchmark for useless talents is constantly shifting, evidenced by this video of a German game show. Here we see a young girl, blindfolded, with the uncanny ability to detect the identity of a Star Wars figurine by simply placing it in her mouth. I will leave the erotic ramifications of this talent to your own twisted imagination, but the video will clearly speak for itself. How does one stumble upon this ability? I guess we all have a purpose after all.