The wait is over, my friends. You’ve been begging for information, watching endless Twitter streams for the slightest nugget of information, and now your hopes and dreams have been fulfilled, as SEGA has finally unleashed a gameplay video of ‘Let’s Tap’. Now, before you dive into this, you need to know a few things:

• The family in the video is impossibly happy.  So happy, that I suspect some form of abuse is most likely taking place.
• SEGA has apparently figured out how to play Track & Field on a box instead of a controller, long considered an impossible goal by professors and philosophers.
• Too much smiling in a video is the same as saying, “This game is going to suck.”
• The marketing catchphrase should be: “Let’s Tap, We Swear it Isn’t Crap. Really.”

Okay, on with the show.