Once upon a time, hack director Michael Bay made commercials before stinking up the Big Screen. He was most famous for the Got Milk? campaign. Then he started making movies and the rest is history. For whatever reason (hot chicks?) Mr. Bay has decided to focus his non-existent talents on a commercial, no doubt in an attempt to relive his glory days as a third-rate commercial director. Result? This Victoria Secret commercial, which has all of the Bay-trademarks, including a non-existent story and that fucking camera filter I’d love to jam into his face.