Jesus Christ is living in Birmingham, Alabama, which is not quite the location I anticipated for his second coming, but facts are facts. Anyway, Jesus Christ was asked to leave the jury by Judge Clyde Jones because she (yes, she) was disruptive and kept asking questions.

Apparently, Jesus Christ once went by the name of Dorothy Lola Killingworth.

According to court administrator Sandra Turner, some people in the courtroom were shocked when the woman insisted her name was Jesus Christ, while other potential jurors laughed out loud when her name was called.

But in Jesus’s favour, Turner noted that unlike some Jefferson County residents, Christ didn’t try to get out of jury duty and was ‘perfectly happy to serve.’

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