You’d have to be living under a rock not to know that it’s Turkey Day today, and you’d have to be quite a cynic not to pause for a moment and give thanks – be it to God, Buddha, the Big Banger, your employer, Uncle Sam, friends, some persecuted pilgrims and naive natives, Satoru Iwata, indoor plumbing, or your family – for something. Heck, even if you’re a double-amputee reading this by way of your tinfoil helmet from a cardboard box under an overpass, you still live in the age of the microprocessor and modern medicine in the best nation on this earth with resources and providence enough to help other countries, while still managing to manufacture tinfoil.

As for us, in addition to all that and internet soapboxes, we’re grateful for our loyal readers. Thanks for visiting the site, clicking on our ads that interest you, and sharing us with your friends.

Now we’re taking the rest of the day off to help fist a dead bird full of StoveTop and peel orange potatoes. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!