Let me be on record as despising Deepak Chopra. Man is a charlatan with expensive jewel-rimmed glasses who loves to drone on and on about souls and quantum mechanics and healing and blah blah blah buy my new book because I speak with an accent and that means I have some kind of deep connection with the truth of the universe and oh yeah my son always hung out with Michael Jackson and nothing sexual ever happened so Michael Jackson is a creative genius who bettered the world….and…all skeptics are bad.

That last part appears in so many words within a new editorial written by Deepak himself.

The editorial goes on and on about how skeptics are bad for the world and, amazingly, bad for science, claiming one false fact after another, like these few gems:

Most of my stinging darts come from skeptics. Over the years I’ve found that ill-tempered guardians of scientific truth can’t abide speculative thinking.

Wow, 99.9% of science is based on skepticism of a held belief and the willingness to explore something new, unless you’re a creationist, which accounts for that last .1%

Since the skeptics who write venomous blogs trust in nothing, I imagine that God will outlive them.

Someone wake up in a bad mood today? You can imagine it all you want. Produce evidence for God and a soul, hell, produce a reason why either would exist, all I’ll join your “imagination” bandwagon.

No skeptic, to my knowledge, ever made a major scientific discovery or advanced the welfare of others. Typically they sit by the side of the road with a sign that reads “You’re Wrong” so that every passerby, whether an Einstein, Gandhi, Newton, or Darwin, can gain the benefit of their illuminated skepticism.

Well, now that just takes the cake. Every single one of these people would hate Deepak’s guts. All of them were skeptics. All of them fought an established system, much hate and ever death threats for their research.

You can read more of this fool’s opinion here.