Kevin Smith, despite not making a successful movie since…since…when was that? Has he ever? Clerks? That was a ton of years ago. He makes you laugh? Makes me cringe.  I don’t know, he comes across as a complete amateur with unfortunate access to film equipment and funding.  Now he appears to be trying his hand at “accessibility”, a fancy word for ’selling out’, as if you needed further evidence given the existence of Jersey Girl.

Anyway, Cop Out is Kevin Smith’s latest forgettable movie. It’s a buddy-cop movie, a genre of film the Earth hasn’t wanted for 20 years but apparently Kevin senses a resurgence is afoot. It stars Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan, which is trouble right there.

Plot?

Two longtime NYPD partners on the trail of a stolen, rare, mint-condition baseball card find themselves up against a merciless, memorabilia-obsessed gangster. Jimmy (Bruce Willis) is the veteran detective whose missing collectible is his only hope to pay for his daughter’s upcoming wedding, and Paul (Tracy Morgan) is his “partner-against-crime” whose preoccupation with his wife’s alleged infidelity makes it hard for him to keep his eye on the ball.

You actually want a trailer? You need help. You’ll need to head to Apple if you want to suffer.